Given the recent Bachelorette saga, the subject of large versus small boobs has been the subject of much debate. I believe one of the losers, I mean bachelors, stated that 60% of men prefer large breasts. I doubt this is true. I’d wager to say that 100% of men prefer large breasts. Whether they actually chose someone with large breasts is a different story, all together. Anyway, interesting factoid or not, I wondered about the alleged 60% and if 100% of that 60% had small penises, infinitesimal intellect, and a corresponding lack of wit. In either case, I think I’d prefer to take my chances with the remaining alleged 40% of the dating population.
Granted, guys like large breasts. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. They can be misshapen, asymmetrical; they can even have warts on them, just as long as they’re big. And don’t skimp.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and wager that a guy who would prefer to date someone who looks like she climbed out of the ashes of Chernobyl or from a Picasso painting is not someone I’d have a whole lot in common with anyway. Que será será.
I once overheard a man say, “I like my boobs like I like my TV: big!” Now, assuming he wasn’t actually referring to his own set of man knockers, I’d like to point out two small things (yes, pun intended): a. Clunky projection models are out and b. Sleek flat screens are in.